And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
