Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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