i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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