After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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