I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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