yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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