He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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