Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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