Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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