real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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