Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm always down for nudity.
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