if i can run in heels then i can drive
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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