i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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