Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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