She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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