So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Randomize
