we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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