Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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