Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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