I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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