Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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