the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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