man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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