The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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