My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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