Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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