why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
