what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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