i already hear my dad disowning me
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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