ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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