Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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