Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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