I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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