3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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