woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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