1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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