the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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