would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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