it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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