Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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