Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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