my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
