can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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