Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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