You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
