Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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