Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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