when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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