The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
