3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
