Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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