I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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