Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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