he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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