when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
